just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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