If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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