I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
where am i from again
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I still have a little drunk in my system
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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