I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Randomize
