Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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