I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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