There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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