Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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