it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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