Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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