What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
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