Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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