anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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