i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
