i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
