but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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