The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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