I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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