Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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