so that wasnt chicken after all
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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