quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im six kinds of drunk right now
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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