rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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