Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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