he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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