idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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