Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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