Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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