just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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