Well apparently he's into motor boating.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Never joke about your clitoris.
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