We need to rekindle our bromance
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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