I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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