id be glad to
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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