It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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