I didn't shave. On purpose
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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