Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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