apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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