So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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