But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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