Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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