She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Where is the hickey?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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