How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
is that a dick in a sweater?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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