I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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