Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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