I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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