New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
A bitchslap is in order.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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