My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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