just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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