Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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