Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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