C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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