'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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