this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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