Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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