is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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